was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
like i can’t stop picturing simon teaching kieren how to drive
- simon bracing himself and swearing when kieren goes too fast
- simon throwing his arm across kierens chest when he brakes too hard
- kieren giving simon the look when he stomps his foot on the imaginary brake
- and of course screaming fights at a standstill “STOP SCREAMING AT ME” “I’M NOT SCREAMING AT YOU”
"JUST BECAUSE WE’RE ALREADY DEAD DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO BE IN A CRASH"